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Here we are, in lockdown all
Banging our heads against the wall

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Here we are, in lockdown all
Banging our heads against the wall
But spring has sprung so all’s not lost

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Here we are, in lockdown all
Banging our heads against the wall
But spring has sprung so all’s not lost
But what will be the final cost?

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Here we are, in lockdown all
Banging our heads against the wall
But spring has sprung so all’s not lost
But what will be the final cost?
Perhaps we won’t know until Fall.

By then hopefully all may be calm

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By then hopefully all may be calm
When we will need some soothing balm

(Hi Tango :039:)

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By then hopefully all may be calm
When we will need some soothing balm
It will be good to de-stress

(Stay safe, Mups)

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By then hopefully all may be calm
When we will need some soothing balm
It will be good to de-stress
And be out of this mess

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By then hopefully all may be calm
When we will need some soothing balm
It will be good to de-stress
And be out of this mess
With nothing to worry or alarm.

Oh to go out without worry

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Oh to go out without worry
And dawdle along with no hurry

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Oh to go out without worry
And dawdle along with no hurry
We all must take care

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Oh to go out without worry
And dawdle along with no hurry
We all must take care
To be extra aware

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Oh to go out without worry
And dawdle along with no hurry
We all must take care
To be extra aware
But continue with this awful scurry.

While Lil pegged her washing out

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While Lil pegged her washing out
Did she, the corona restrictions flout?

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While Lil pegged her washing out
Did she, the corona restrictions flout?
Naw, she lives on a farm

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While Lil pegged her washing out
Did she, the corona restrictions flout?
Naw, she lives on a farm
Where she can do no harm

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While Lil pegged her washing out
Did she, the corona restrictions flout?
Naw, she lives on a farm
Where she can do no harm
Is Lil the one with the trout pout?

No, Lil is the one with the poodle

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No, Lil is the one with the poodle
Who rather enjoys a canoodle

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No, Lil is the one with the poodle
Who rather enjoys a canoodle
Against her cold, wet nose

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No, Lil is the one with the poodle
Who rather enjoys a canoodle
Against her cold, wet nose
With Lil, anything goes

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No, Lil is the one with the poodle
Who rather enjoys a canoodle
Against her cold wet nose
With Lil anything goes
You might even get her to Doodle.

You never know what she might draw