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1641

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked

1642

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked
Lorry loads of food arrive

1643

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked
Lorry loads of food arrive
Through the night they’d had to drive

1644

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked
Lorry loads of food arrive
Through the night they had to drive
Full shelves again? Boy were we shocked!

Kitchen rolls no longer used

1645

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused

1646

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused
I yearn for the good old days just two weeks past

1647

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused
I yearn for the good old days just two weeks past
Coronavirus
you can kiss my arse!

1648

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused
I yearn for the good old days just two weeks past
Coronavirus
you can kiss my arse!
No wonder some are so confused.

'Twas a cold and frosty night

1649

'Twas a cold and frosty night
The stars were shining bright

1650

'Twas a cold and frosty night
The stars were shining bright
The moon lit the sky

1651

'Twas a cold and frosty night
The stars were shining bright
The moon lit the sky
And all of the heavens on high

1652

'Twas a cold and frosty night
The stars were shining bright
The moon lit the sky
And all of the heavens on high
When I suddenly had a fright.

There were eyes in the shrub nearby

1653

There were eyes in the shrub nearby
Was it something that came from the sky?

1654

There were eyes in the shrub nearby
Was it something that came from the sky?
Or perhaps it’s a badger or a fox or a bear

1655

There were eyes in the shrub nearby
Was it something that came from the sky?
Or perhaps it’s a badger or a fox or a bear
Whatever it was it gave Bert a scare

1656

There were eyes in the shrub nearby
Was it something that came from the sky?
Or perhaps it’s a badger or a fox or a bear
Whatever it was it gave Bert a scare
When he heard a pitiful cry.

Bert pointed his torch at the ground

1657

Bert pointed his torch at the ground
To see what could be found

1658

Bert pointed his torch at the ground
To see what could be found
There were three green eyes

1659

Bert pointed his torch at the ground
To see what could be found
There were three green eyes
Hang on! no, mince pies

1660

Bert pointed his torch at the ground
To see what could be found
There were three green eyes
Hang on! no, mince pies
And a bargain at six for a pound. :slight_smile:

Here we are, in lockdown all