Alf slowly got up and limped on home
Then tripped on his garden gnome
Alf slowly got up and limped on home
Then tripped on his garden gnome
As his head hit the concrete he yelled
Alf slowly got up and limped on home
Then tripped on his garden gnome
As his head hit the concrete he yelled
Cos heâd soiled himself and smelled
Alf slowly got up and limped on home
Then tripped on his garden gnome
As his head hit the concrete he yelled
Cos heâd soiled himself and smelled
Then along came his mate Jerome.
âSo youâve been to the pub, I seeâ
âSo youâve been to the pub, I seeâ
âYou should really have listened to meâ
âSo youâve been to the pub, I seeâ
âYou should really have listened to meâ
For the amber nectar is without doubt
âSo youâve been to the pub, I seeâ
âYou should really have listened to meâ
For the amber nectar is without doubt
Booze that makes you sing and shout!
âSo youâve been to the pub, I seeâ
âYou should really have listened to meâ
For the amber nectar is without doubt
Booze that makes you sing and shout!
âBut look what itâs done to thee.â
His mate dragged him up off the ground
His mate dragged him up off the ground
Threw him in a taxi and gave him ten pound
His mate dragged him up off the ground
Threw him in a taxi and gave him ten pound
Alas, to the off licence Alf went
His mate dragged him up off the ground
Threw him in a taxi and gave him ten pound
Alas, to the off licence Alf went
On a bottle of whisky his tenner was spent
His mate dragged him up off the ground
Threw him in a taxi and gave him ten pound
Alas, to the off licence Alf went
On a bottle of whisky his tenner was spent
And his hangover was truly profound
Later that day, with pounding head
Later that day, with pounding head
He decided to retire to his bed
Later that day, with pounding head
He decided to retire to his bed
But a knock on the door
Later that day with pounding head
He decided to retire to his bed
But a knock on the door
Made his head 'urt even more
Later that day with pounding head
He decided to retire to his bed
But a knock on the door
Made his head 'urt even more
'Twas his neighbour brought him some bread.
âTwas the last loaf in the shopâ said May
âTwas the last loaf in the shopâ said May
" Iâll have to back another day"
âTwas the last loaf in the shopâ said May
" Iâll have to go back another day"
Panic buying is here
âTwas the last loaf in the shopâ said May
" Iâll have to go back another day"
Panic buying is here
For most of this year
âTwas the last loaf in the shopâ said May
" Iâll have to go back another day"
Panic buying is here
For most of this year
But it really shouldnât be that way
But when all were sated the shelves were stocked