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1601

But Marie told Fred to sod off
As she fancied Cecil the toff
But Cecil was secretly gay

1602

But Marie told Fred to sod off
As she fancied Cecil the toff
But Cecil was secretly gay
No matter what his Mum did say

1603

But Marie told Fred to sod off
As she fancied Cecil the toff
But Cecil was secretly gay
No matter what his Mum did say
then the virus carried him off!

Once upon a moonlit night

1604

Once upon a moonlit night
In the churchyard an owl took flight

1605

Once upon a moonlit night
In the churchyard an owl took flight
It had spotted a fieldmouse on the ground

1606

Once upon a moonlit night
In the churchyard an owl took flight
It had spotted a fieldmouse on the ground
Nice and plump and very round

1607

Once upon a moonlit night
In the churchyard an owl took flight
It had spotted a fieldmouse on the ground
Nice and plump and very round
But they don’t half make you shite

(:lol: Sorry couldn’t resist)

The mouse had a lucky escape

1608

The mouse had a lucky escape
As he ducked down to pick up a grape

1609

The Mouse had a lucky escape
As he ducked down to pick up a grape
This massive great Owl

1610

The Mouse had a lucky escape
As he ducked down to pick up a grape
This massive great Owl
With a temper so foul

1611

The Mouse had a lucky escape
As he ducked down to pick up a grape
This massive great Owl
With a temper so foul
Was so embarrassed it left him agape.

The clouds cloaked the moon and darkness fell

1612

Too late again EZ

1613

The clouds cloaked the moon and darkness fell
In fact it looked a little like hell

1614

The clouds cloaked the moon and darkness fell
In fact it looked a little like hell
The screech of an owl

1615

The clouds cloaked the moon and darkness fell
In fact it looked a little like hell
The screech of an owl
and a wolf’s distant howl

1616

The clouds cloaked the moon and darkness fell
In fact it looked a little like hell
The screech of an owl
and a wolf’s distant howl
And the sound of a distant knell.

As Alf walked home from his club

1617

As Alf walked home from his club
He felt sad so he had a wee blub

1618

As Alf walked home from his club
He felt sad so he had a wee blub
his tears wet his shirt

1619

As Alf walked home from his club
He felt sad so he had a wee blub
his tears wet his shirt
And he slipped on the dirt

1620

As Alf walked home from his club
He felt sad so he had a wee blub
his tears wet his shirt
And he slipped on the dirt
Falling into a nearby shrub.

Alf slowly got up and limped on home