Two young whippets running through the park
A bit of a worry, it was getting really dark
Two young whippets running through the park
A bit of a worry, it was getting really dark
But a whistle was heard, clear and shrill
Two young whippets running through the park
A bit of a worry, it was getting really dark
But a whistle was heard, clear and shrill
Brought them zooming up the hill
Two young whippets running through the park
A bit of a worry, it was getting really dark
But a whistle was heard, clear and shrill
Brought them zooming up the hill
The whippets were just having a lark.
A cat and two mice had a race
A cat and two mice had a race
But the old cat couldnât keep up the pace
A cat and two mice had a race
But the old cat couldnât keep up the pace
So he decided to cheat
A cat and two mice had a race
But the old cat couldnât keep up the pace
So he decided to cheat
And put some skates on his feet
A cat and two mice had a race
But the old cat couldnât keep up the pace
So he decided to cheat
And put some skates on his feet
And the mice soon gave up the chase.
As Fred sat in the cafe one day
As Fred sat in the cafe one day
Hoping a waitress would come his way
As Fred sat in the cafe one day
Hoping a waitress would come his way
He caught the girls eye
As Fred sat in the cafe one day
Hoping a waitress would come his way
He caught the girls eye
And ordered some chips and a pie
As Fred sat in the cafe one day
Hoping a waitress would come his way
He caught the girls eye
And ordered some chips and a pie
She said âNo, come out the back and letâs playâ.
Fredâs eyes lit up with glee
As Fred sat in the cafe one day
Hoping a waitress would come his way
He caught the girls eye
She responded âMy, oh myâ
Fredâs eyes lit up with glee
Then thought better of it and decided to flee
Sorry, I was too late with my submission and may have caused confusion!
It never takes much to confuse me these dazeâŠdays.
Freds eyes lit up with glee
Then thought better of it and decided to flee
But then later that day
Freds eyes lit up with glee
Then thought better of it and decided to flee
But then later that day
Fancied a romp in the hay
Freds eyes lit up with glee
Then thought better of it and decided to flee
But then later that day
Having lost his toupee
Freds eyes lit up with glee
Then thought better of it and decided to flee
But then later that day
Fancied a romp in the hay
With the farmerâs daughter Marie
But Marie told Fred to sod off
But Marie told Fred to sod off
As she fancied Cecil the toff