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1521

" Well ma’am, we need to come in -
to see you’ve comitted no sin"
“Let’s see your warrant” she said
“Else I’m going to bed”

1522

" Well ma’am, we need to come in -
to see you’ve committed no sin"
“Let’s see your warrant” she said
“Else I’m going to bed”
But they barged passed her with a grin

They soon located the stench

1523

They soon located the stench
And went to their car for a wrench

1524

They soon located the stench
And went to their car for a wrench
Up came the floor

1525

They soon located the stench
And went to their car for a wrench
Up came the floor
And they gasped when they saw

1526

They soon located the stench
And went to their car for a wrench
Up came the floor
And they gasped when they saw
Because what they saw made them blench

Forensics had to be called

1527

Forensics had to be called
There was no way they could be fooled

1528

Forensics had to be called
There was no way they could be fooled
The remains were well rotted

1529

Forensics had to be called
There was no way they could be fooled
The remains were well rotted
And with mould it was spotted

1530

Forensics had to be called
There was no way they could be fooled
The remains were well rotted
And with mould it was spotted
Whist the bodily fluids had pooled

“You will have to come with me” said PC Plod

1531

“You will have to come with me” said PC Plod
“It’s a fair cop”, she said with a nod

1532

“You will have to come with me” said PC Plod
“It’s a fair cop”, she said with a nod
“It was his snoring you see”

1533

“You will have to come with me” said PC Plod
“It’s a fair cop”, she said with a nod
“It was his snoring you see”
“It only ever stopped when he went for a wee”

1534

“You will have to come with me” said PC Plod
“It’s a fair cop”, she said with a nod
“It was his snoring you see”
“It only ever stopped when he went for a wee”
And he was crap in bed, the sod

1535

So off to the clink she went

1536

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent

1537

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent
The one in Wales I presume

1538

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent
The one in Wales I presume
Yes, and she was full of gloom

1539

So off to the clink she went
Poor Flo was taken to Gwent
The one in Wales I presume
Yes, and she was full of gloom
That she hadn’t buried him in cement.

So at the trial her soul was laid bare

1540

So at the trial her soul was laid bare
Neighbours and family were there