Limericks. (New)

I must soon head off to my bed
Not before time it has to be said
I’ll lie in in the morn

I must soon head off to my bed
Not before time it has to be said
I’ll lie in in the morn
with my dreams all torn

I must soon head off to my bed
Not before time it has to be said
I’ll lie in in the morn
With my dreams all torn
But I’ll maybe rise early instead.

How long can this wind and rain last?

How long can this wind and rain last?
In truth it’s left me aghast

How long can this wind and rain last?
In truth it’s left me aghast
So much damage is done

How long can this wind and rain last?
In truth it’s left me aghast
So much damage is done
When the storm’s course has run

How long can this wind and rain last?
In truth it’s left me aghast
So much damage is done
When the storm’s course has run
It was never this bad in the past.

Will this summer be as hot once again?

Will this summer be as hot once again?
We need the sun and some rain

Will this summer be as hot once again?
We need the sun and some rain
For the garden to thrive and grow and bloom

Will this summer be as hot once again?
We need the sun and some rain
For the garden to thrive and grow and bloom
To get rid of these thoughts of impending doom

Will this summer be as hot once again?
We need the sun and some rain
For the garden to thrive and grow and bloom
To get rid of these thoughts of impending doom
Then back to gardening? What a pain

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s cutting the grass

If there’s one thing I hate it’s cutting the grass
I know just what you mean, it’s a pain in the…pass.

If there’s one thing I hate it’s cutting the grass
I know just what you mean, it’s a pain in the…pass.
But it looks nice when it’s done

If there’s one thing I hate it’s cutting the grass
I know just what you mean, it’s a pain in the…pass.
But it looks nice when it’s done
When you’re sitting there in the sun

If there’s one thing I hate it’s cutting the grass
I know just what you mean, it’s a pain in the…pass.
But it looks nice when it’s done
When you’re sitting there in the sun
With a book in your hand and a beer in your glass

As I walked the dogs one morning of late

As I walked the dogs one morning of late
they left me a ‘message’ just by the gate

As I walked the dogs one morning of late
They left me a “message” just by the gate
I could have easily missed it

As I walked the dogs one morning of late
They left me a “message” just by the gate
I could have easily missed it
If it had only been moonlit

As I walked the dogs one morning of late
They left me a “message” just by the gate
I could have easily missed it
If it had only been moonlit
But, alas, to walk in it was my fate.

Just as I was cleaning my shoe

Just as I was cleaning my shoe
A traffic warden came into view