Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee
But unsure as to whether she should be
He seemed pleased to see her
Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee
But unsure as to whether she should be
He seemed pleased to see her
But she gave him a sneer
Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee
But unsure as to whether she should be
He seemed pleased to see her
But she gave him a sneer
When she realised he smelled of Brie.
Sid went to the car wash one day
Sid went to the car wash one day
For his motor was covered in clay
Sid went to the car wash one day
For his motor was covered in clay
but the power wash was far too strong
Sid went to the car wash one day
For his motor was covered in clay
but the power wash was far too strong
And the shampoo didn’t half pong
Sid went to the car wash one day
For his motor was covered in clay
But the power wash was far too strong
And the shampoo didn’t half pong
So Sid decided he just couldn’t stay.
Sid went back the following day
Sid went back the following day
but some TWOKy had taken it away
Sid went back the following day
but some TWOKy had taken it away
He drove up and down
Sid went back the following day
but some TWOKy had taken it away
He drove up and down
Then said with a frown,
“Blow it, I’ll go to the cafe.”
As a hedgehog was crossing the road
As a hedgehog was crossing the road
A wagon approached with its load
As a hedgehog was crossing the road
A wagon approached with its load
Before it had passed
As a hedgehog was crossing the road
A wagon approached with it’s load
Before it had passed
It stopped and the driver asked
As a hedgehog was crossing the road
A wagon approached with it’s load
Before it had passed
It stopped and the driver asked
“Do you know the way to Strode?”
Bert was sat in the cafe one day
Bert was sat in the cafe one day
When a vision of beauty passed his way
Bert was sat in the cafe one day
When a vision of beauty passed his way
He saw it was Mups
Bert was sat in the cafe one day
When a vision of beauty passed his way
He saw it was Mups
With her large Latte cups
Bert was sat in the cafe one day
When a vision of beauty passed his way
He saw it was Mups
With her large Latte cups
And he wished she would lead him astray.
As Bert in his fantasy revelled
As Bert in his fantasy revelled
His appearance became quite dishevelled
As Bert in his fantasy revelled
His appearance became quite dishevelled
But he summoned up some pluck