Limericks. (New)

“Avast there” said the pirate to his men
“We’ll go pillaging, and then”
After filling the hold

“Avast there” said the pirate to his men
“We’ll go pillaging, and then”
After filling the hold
With wenches and gold

“Avast there” said the pirate to his men
“We’ll go pillaging, and then”
After filling the hold
With wenches and gold
We’ll go out and pillage again

After hiding their ill-gotten gains

After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane

After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
He was locked in the hold

After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
He was locked in the hold
Holding a brolly over the gold

After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
He was locked in the hold
Holding a brolly over the gold
To protect it and the wenches from rain.

Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust

Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!

Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
he summoned Long Dongles

Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
he summoned Long Dongles
And his friends, the Wombles

Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
he summoned Long Dongles
And his friends, the Wombles
And you didn’t see their backside for dust.

The wenches legged it to the bordello

The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow

The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
Then along came a drunk

The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
Then along came a drunk
A bit of a hunk

The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
Then along came a drunk
A bit of a hunk
With a satin shirt of bright yellow.

He put down his beer

He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”

He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
And said “How do you like my new shirt”?

He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
And said “How do you like my new shirt”?
It was a present from Kurt

He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
And said “How do you like my new shirt”?
It was a present from Kurt
His red nose showed him full of good cheer.

Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee

Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee
But unsure as to whether she should be