“Avast there” said the pirate to his men
“We’ll go pillaging, and then”
After filling the hold
“Avast there” said the pirate to his men
“We’ll go pillaging, and then”
After filling the hold
With wenches and gold
“Avast there” said the pirate to his men
“We’ll go pillaging, and then”
After filling the hold
With wenches and gold
We’ll go out and pillage again
After hiding their ill-gotten gains
After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
He was locked in the hold
After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
He was locked in the hold
Holding a brolly over the gold
After hiding their ill-gotten gains
They feared the cap’n is insane
He was locked in the hold
Holding a brolly over the gold
To protect it and the wenches from rain.
Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
he summoned Long Dongles
Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
he summoned Long Dongles
And his friends, the Wombles
Those wenches eyed the capt’n with lust
While the capt’n watched them with mistrust!
he summoned Long Dongles
And his friends, the Wombles
And you didn’t see their backside for dust.
The wenches legged it to the bordello
The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
Then along came a drunk
The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
Then along came a drunk
A bit of a hunk
The wenches legged it to the bordello
To meet another fellow
Then along came a drunk
A bit of a hunk
With a satin shirt of bright yellow.
He put down his beer
He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
And said “How do you like my new shirt”?
He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
And said “How do you like my new shirt”?
It was a present from Kurt
He put down his beer
called “Mupsy, over here!”
And said “How do you like my new shirt”?
It was a present from Kurt
His red nose showed him full of good cheer.
Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee
Mupsy smiled and sat on his knee
But unsure as to whether she should be