The poor lad felt rough for days
And spent most of the time in a daze
So he stayed in bed
Then they found him dead
His girlfriend’s still in a haze.
Bert needed some paint for his gate
Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
But Sid only had blue
Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
But Sid only had blue
And that just wouldn’t do
Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
But Sid only had blue
And that just wouldn’t do
So he used shocking pink which was great
The sky looks brighter now
The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought ‘Wow!’
The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought ‘Wow!’
No such luck here
The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought ‘Wow!’
No such luck here
Said Judd with a tear
The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought ‘Wow!’
No such luck here
Said Judd with a tear
It must be so much better for thou
As I took the dogs to the park
As I took the dogs to the park
They let out a horrendous bark
As I took the dogs to the park
They let out a horrendous bark
For down by the swings
As I took the dogs to the park
They let out a horrendous bark
For down by the swings
And other parky things
As I took the dogs to the park
They let out a horrendous bark
For down by the swings
And other parky things
was Dongles - nakedly stark!
Once a long tailed Tabby Twit
(be careful!!!)
Once a long tailed Tabby Twit
Suddenly learned how to spit
Once a long tailed Tabby Twit
Suddenly learned how to spit
and to hiss and to growl
Once a long tailed Tabby Twit
Suddenly learned how to spit
And to hiss and to growl
Even hoot like an owl
Once a long tailed Tabby Twit
Suddenly learned how to spit
And to hiss and to growl
Even hoot like an owl
But didn’t know when to quit.
Two old ladies sat in the pub
Two old ladies sat in the pub
When Hilda said “let’s to go to the Club”
Two old ladies sat in the pub
When Hilda said “let’s to go to the Club”
“I fancy a dance”
Two old ladies sat in the pub
When Hilda said “let’s to go to the Club”
“I fancy a dance”
And some light romance