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One day on a trip to the coast
I fancied some hot buttered toast
but the cafes were all closed

1342

One day on a trip to the coast
I fancied some hot buttered toast
but the cafes were all closed
So I stood there and posed

1343

One day on a trip to the coast
I fancied some hot buttered toast
but the cafes were all closed
So I stood there and posed
With the thought of some toast being uppermost

Two ladies were fishing in Crete

1344

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn’t smelling too sweet

1345

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn’t smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses

1346

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn’t smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses
and removed pantyhoses

1347

Two ladies were fishing in Crete
But the bait wasn’t smelling too sweet
So, with pegs on their noses
And removed pantyhoses
They discovered the smell was their feet.

They decided to bathe in the sea

1348

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie

1349

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie
Till along came this sailor

1350

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie
Till along came this sailor
Dressed up as Liz Taylor

1351

They decided to bathe in the sea
To vanquish the smell of old Brie
Till along came this sailor
Dressed up as Liz Taylor
And hoisted his dress for a pee.

Those ladies were taken aback

1352

Those ladies were taken aback
they gave the old sailor a smack

1353

Those ladies were taken aback
They gave the old sailor a smack
Which knocked the man down

1354

Those ladies were taken aback
They gave the old sailor a smack
Which knocked the man down
so they left him to drown

1355

Good one. :smiley:

1356

Those ladies were taken aback
They gave the old sailor a smack
Which knocked the man down
So they left him to drown
Tied up in old hessian sack

But the sailor he floated away

1357

But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay

1358

Risqué too. :cry:

1359

But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay
But it doesn’t end there

1360

But the sailor he floated away
And was to end up in Botany Bay
But it doesn’t end there
For on a wing and a prayer