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1301

Murtagh was a handsome puppy
And belonged to a bit of a yuppie
But he ate far to much

1302

Murtagh was a handsome puppy
And belonged to a bit of a yuppie
But he ate far to much
Of the yuppieā€™s caviar and such

1303

Murtagh was a handsome puppy
And belonged to a bit of a yuppie
But he ate far too much
Of the yuppieā€™s caviar and such
He even scoffed the blokes guppy.

The yuppie became really quite mad

1304

The yuppie became really quite mad
Because young Murtagh had been bad

1305

The yuppie became really quite mad
Because young Murtagh had been bad
So he called on the cats

1306

The yuppie became really quite mad
Because young Murtagh had been bad
So he called on the cats
Plus a couple of bats

1307

The yuppie became really quite mad
Because young Murtagh had been bad
So he called on the cats
Plus a couple of bats
and ending is really too sad!

There once was a wandering Judd

1308

There once was a wandering Judd
Who slipped and fell in the mud

1309

There once was a wandering Judd
Who slipped and fell in the mud
As he got to his feet

1310

There once was a wandering Judd
Who slipped and fell in the mud
As he got to his feet
He didnā€™t smell too sweet

1311

There once was a wandering Judd
Who slipped and fell in the mud
As he got to his feet
He didnā€™t smell too sweet
He went down again, this time with a thud.

He jumped up once more wiping his bum

1312

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum

1313

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum
Then to his utter surprise

1314

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum
Then to his utter surprise
It ran down his thighs

1315

He jumped up once more wiping his bum
And the mud on his bum did hum
Then to his utter surprise
It ran down his thighs
But about that he stayed schtum

A cat-loving person called Tabbs

1316

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs

1317

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs
But crabs they were none

1318

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs
But crabs there were none
All baked by the sun

1319

A cat-loving person called Tabbs
Went searching the sea for some crabs
But crabs there were none
All baked by the sun
But in Cromer they say there are bagsā€¦

Two owls so haughty and wise

1320

Two owls so haughty and wise
Had their eyes on two pork pies