Bert went off to the pub
and, foolishly, ate their weird grub
Bert went off to the pub
And, foolishly, ate their weird grub
Then the belly ache started
Bert went off to the pub
And, foolishly, ate their weird grub
Then the belly ache started
And off he was carted
Bert went off to the pub
To grab himself some grub
Bert went off to the pub
To grab himself some grub
A nice steak pie
Attention - Last Tango and Judd - can you lot not read???
I was following LT. That’s me excuse and I’m sticking to it. 
Bert went off to the pub
And, foolishly, ate their weird grub
Then the belly ache started
And off he was carted
To give his belly a rub
Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Then he swilled it down
Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Then he swilled it down
and yelled, with a frown,
Bert got himself some Bi-Carb
And mixed it with curry from the Punjab
Then he swilled it down
and yelled, with a frown,
‘I am needing a toilet please, Memsahib’ :shock:
Bert had a nightmare few days
Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
He got lost in the middle
Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
He got lost in the middle
And it started to drizzle
Bert had a nightmare few days
To build his Lordship a new maze
He got lost in the middle
And it started to drizzle
and his days in the maze became haze!
Murtagh was a handsome puppy
Murtagh was a handsome puppy
And belonged to a bit of a Yuppie