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I might have a look on the coast
But only if they serve toast
With a fried egg on top

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I might have a look on the coast
But only if they serve toast
With a fried egg on top
Itā€™s the cream of the crop

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I might have a look on the coast
But only if they serve toast
With a fried egg on top
Itā€™s the cream of the crop
But would prefer a Sunday roast

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The last time that I had roast beef

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The last time that I had roast beef
A little bit stuck in my teef

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The last time that I had roast beef
A little bit stuck in my teef
And try as I might

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The last time that I had roast beef
A little bit stuck in my teef
And try as I might
In fact, half that night

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The last time that I had roast beef
A little bit stuck in my teef
And try as I might
In fact, half that night
It gave me nothing but grief

Come morning so tired was I

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Come morning so tired was I
I could barely lift a lid on my eye

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Come morning so tired was I
I could barely lift a lid on my eye
I was yawning non-stop

1271

Come morning so tired was I
I could barely lift a lid on my eye
I was yawning non-stop
The whole day was a flop

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Come morning so tired was I
I could barely lift a lid on my eye
I was yawning non-stop
The whole day was a flop
So I went back to bed with a sigh.

When Bert put an ad in the shop

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When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didnā€™t know quite when to stop

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When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didnā€™t know quite when to stop
or to add a quick comma

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When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didnā€™t know quite when to stop
or to add a quick comma
So he asked of his momma

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When Bert put an ad in the shop
He didnā€™t know quite when to stop
Or to add a quick comma
So he asked of his momma
How to find the cream of the crop.

His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"

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His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You donā€™t want any old flirt

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His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You donā€™t want any old flirt
Or any rough trade

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His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You donā€™t want any old flirt
Or any rough trade
Who from her hubby, has strayed

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His Momma said " Watch yourself Bert!"
You donā€™t want any old flirt
Or any rough trade
Who from her hubby, has strayed
But make sure she likes a short skirt.

Bert went off to the pub