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The Hedgehog said to the Gnome
Who are you when you are at home?

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The Hedgehog said to the Gnome
Who are you when you are at home?
Iā€™m a much bigger guy

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The Hedgehog said to the Gnome
Who are you when you are at home?
Iā€™m a much bigger guy
At 6 inches high

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The Hedgehog said to the Gnome
Who are you when you are at home?
Iā€™m a much bigger guy
At 6 inches high
So Bug off and leave me alone.

As ladies start to get older

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As ladies start to get older
They shouldnā€™t wear frocks ā€˜off the shoulderā€™

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As ladies start to get older
They shouldnā€™t wear frocks ā€˜off the shoulderā€™
But skirts above the knee

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As ladies start to get older
They shouldnā€™t wear frocks ā€˜off the shoulderā€™
But skirts above the knee
Will still excite me

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As ladies start to get older
They shouldnā€™t wear frocks ā€˜off the shoulderā€™
But skirts above the knee
Will still excite me
Itā€™s just a shame Iā€™m not a little bolderā€¦

Here I am in a bit of a muddle

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Here I am in a bit of a muddle
Iā€™ve just fallen into a puddle

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Here I am in a bit of a muddle
Iā€™ve just fallen into a puddle
My trousers are soaked

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Here I am in a bit of a muddle
Iā€™ve just fallen into a puddle
My trousers are soaked
And I feel like iā€™ve ā€œcroakedā€

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Here I am in a bit of a muddle
Iā€™ve just fallen into a puddle
My trousers are soaked
And I feel like iā€™ve ā€œcroakedā€
But my wife will warm me with a cuddle.

Iā€™m thinking about moving house

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Iā€™m thinking about moving house,
Maybe to Devon because

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Iā€™m thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse

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Iā€™m thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
I shall consult my new map

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Iā€™m thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
I shall consult my new map
To prevent any mishap

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Iā€™m thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
I shall consult my new map
To prevent any mishap
And look for my new penthouse.

I might have a look on the coast

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Ahem - skillful bit of queue jumping by Judd! These pesky men canā€™t even be trusted to play nicely in here!

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I might have a look on the coast
but only if they serve toast

1260

Hardly. Both posted at the same time. Obviously, mine was the superior because Mups chose to use it and Iā€™ve always thought Mups to be the yardstick when it comes to poetry.