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1141

Brazen, she asked, “Fancy a date?”
“To have found you just has to be fate”

1142

Brazen, she asked, “Fancy a date?”
“To have found you just has to be fate”
She looked into his eyes

1143

Brazen, she asked, “Fancy a date?”
“To have found you just has to be fate”
She looked into his eyes
And then to her surprise

1144

Brazen, she asked “Fancy a date?”
" To have found you just has to be fate"
She looked into his eyes
And then to her surprise
He shut her hand in the gate.

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said

1145

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
“Look what you’ve done,” - and then it bled

1146

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
“Look what you’ve done,” - and then it bled
That’s going to need stitches

1147

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
“Look what you’ve done” and then it bled
That’s going to need stitches
You know how sore a stitch is

1148

With tears in her eyes she looked up and said
“Look what you’ve done” and then it bled
That’s going to need stitches
You know how sore a stitch is
So off to the doctor they fled.

When Eric joined the new Gym

1149

When Eric joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim

1150

When Eric Joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim
He weighed eighteen stone

1151

When Eric Joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim
He weighed eighteen stone
Though he says it’s ’ big bone’

1152

When Eric joined the new Gym
He was trying to get slim
He weighed eighteen stone
Though he says it’s " big bone"
But his girlfriend says “No, it’s all him”.

But Eric kept going bless him

1153

But Eric kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim

1154

But Eric Kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim
So he sweated and heaved

1155

But Eric Kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim
So he sweated and heaved
In himself he believed

1156

But Eric kept going bless him
His determination was to get slim
So he sweated and heaved
In himself he believed
Did anything happen? Not a glim!

In the end poor Eric gave up

1157

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he’d been sold a pup

1158

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he’d been sold a pup
So he stuffed fish & chips

1159

In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he’d been sold a pup
So he stuffed fish & chips
Which went straight to his hips

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In the end poor Eric gave up
Cos he thought he’d been sold a pup
So he stuffed fish & chips
Which went straight to his hips
And bought a barrel of beer to sup.

An old man who lived in Gwent