An old man who lived in Gwent
Thought to women he was heaven sent
An old man who lived in Gwent
Thought to women he was heaven sent
But he was in for a shock
An old man who lived in Gwent
Thought to women he was heaven sent
But he was in for a shock
When one gave him a āsockā
An old man who lived in Gwent
Thought to women he was heaven sent
But he was in for a shock
When one gave him a āsockā
And in his ego she put a large dent.
Today weāve had rain, hail and snow
Today weāve had rain, hail and snow
And yet more to come you know
Today weāve had rain, hail and snow
And yet more to come you know
But springās on the way
Today weāve had rain, hail and snow
And yet more to come you know
But springās on the way
Just this side of May
Today weāve had rain, hail and snow
And yet more to come you know
But springās on the way
Just this side of May
And the bulbs are now starting to grow.
Do you ever think that you should ā¦
Do you ever think that you should ā¦
Or even whether you could . .
(Evening Tango) 
Do you ever think that you should ā¦
Or even whether you could . .
Then think, maybe not
Do you ever think that you shouldā¦
Or even whether you couldā¦
Then think, maybe not
Nope, not a lot
Do you ever think that you shouldā¦
Or even whether you couldā¦
Then think, maybe not
Nope, not a lot
Then again, if I could, I would.
Oh for a medium rare steak
Oh for a medium rare steak
And a beer for my thirst to slake
Oh for a medium rare steak
And a beer for my thirst to slake
With some mushrooms and chips
Oh for a medium rare steak
And a beer for my thirst to slake
With some mushrooms and chips
And a glass of red wine
I reckon you drank the whole bottle Judsy. 
Since when did Chips rhyme with Wine? 
Oh for a medium rare steak
And a beer for my thirst to slake
With some mushrooms and chips
And a glass of red wine to sip
Oh for a medium rare steak
And a beer for my thirst to slake
With some mushrooms and chips
And a glass of red wine to sip
Then a big Apple Pie Iāll bake.
While chatting to my neighbour today
While chatting to my neighbour today
I saw Dongles roll in the hay
While chatting to my neighbour today
I saw Dongles roll in the hay
With my pitch fork in hand