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Keep up the good work, guys …

He forgot his new Email address
And tried to retrieve it, without any success

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He forgot his new Email address
And tried to retrieve it, without any success
So he wrote a real letter

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He forgot his new Email address
And tried to retrieve it, without any success
So he wrote a real letter
Which wasn’t much better

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He forgot his new Email address
And tried to retrieve it, without any success
So he wrote a real letter
Which wasn’t much better
So joined in a game of Chess.

When Mary went out on her bike

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When Mary went out on her bike
Well you know what young Mary is like

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When Mary went out on her bike
Well you know what young Mary is like
Fond of the boys

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When Mary went out on her bike
Well you know what young Mary is like
Fond of the boys
With panache and poise

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When Mary went out on her bike
Well you know what young Mary is like
Fond of the boys
With panache and poise
But it turns out she was a bit of a dyke

Her affections turned towards girls

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Her affections turned towards girls
Wait and see how her story unfurls

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Her affections turned towards girls
Wait and see how her story unfurls
But come out, she did not

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Her affections turned towards girls
Wait and see how her story unfurls
But come out, she did not
Till she met her friend Dot

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Her affections turned towards girls
Wait and see how her story unfurls
But come out she did not
Till she met her friend Dot
The one with the long auburn curls.

It only took one sideways glance

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It only took one sideways glance
To send our Mary into a trance

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It only took one sideways glance
To send our Mary into a trance
Overcome with passion was she

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It only took one sideways glance
To send our Mary into a trance
Overcome with passion was she
Till she spotted a flea

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It only took one sideways glance
To send our Mary into a trance
Overcome with passion was she
Till she spotted a flea
Did it come from Dot’s locks perchance?

Mary quickly bid Dot adieu

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Mary quickly bid Dot adieu
And decided to look for a beau

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Mary quickly bis Dot adieu
And decided to look for a beau
Her eyes fell on this guy

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Mary quickly bis Dot adieu
And decided to look for a beau
Her eyes fell on this guy
She shimmied up and said hi

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Mary quickly bid Dot adieu
And decided to look for a beau
Her eyes fell on this guy
She shimmied up and said hi
And he replied “How do you do?”

Brazen, she asked, “Fancy a date?”