Poor Vi was left on her own
Said Vi “I don’t like his tone!”
He can’t accept that it’s finished
Poor Vi was left on her own
Said Vi “I don’t like his tone!”
He can’t accept that it’s finished
Her love for Sid was diminished
Poor Vi was left on her own
Said Vi “I don’t like his tone!”
He can’t accept that it’s finished
Her love for Sid was diminished
And his actions Viv couldn’t condone.t
Her love for Sid was diminished
(Great minds think alike, EZ)
Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
He signed up to Tinder
Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
He signed up to Tinder
Where he encountered Belinda
Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
He signed up to Tinder
Where he encountered Belinda
And they had a day out at the zoo.
They went to the monkey house first
They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his thirst
They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his thirst
They first had a beer
They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his thirst
They first had a beer
Which was too dear
They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his first
They first had a beer
Which was too dear
The poor fella felt he was cursed.
He paid the huge bill and they left
He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
His credit card had been cloned
He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
His credit card had been cloned
Though he sure wasn’t stoned
He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
His credit card had been cloned
Though he sure wasn’t stoned
Once again poor Sid was bereft
When will my luck change, he did wonder
When will my luck change, he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
When will my luck change, he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
Then a ray of hope did appear
When will my luck change, he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
Then a ray of hope did appear
And he let out a cheer
When will my luck change he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
Then a ray of hope did appear
And he let out a cheer
But then came the next bloomin’ blunder.
He forgot his new Email address