Limericks. (New)

Poor Vi was left on her own
Said Vi “I don’t like his tone!”
He can’t accept that it’s finished

Poor Vi was left on her own
Said Vi “I don’t like his tone!”
He can’t accept that it’s finished
Her love for Sid was diminished

Poor Vi was left on her own
Said Vi “I don’t like his tone!”
He can’t accept that it’s finished
Her love for Sid was diminished
And his actions Viv couldn’t condone.t

Her love for Sid was diminished
(Great minds think alike, EZ)

Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new

Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue

Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
He signed up to Tinder

Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
He signed up to Tinder
Where he encountered Belinda

Undeterred, Sid sought pastures new
So he joined the "Hunt a new girlfriend " queue
He signed up to Tinder
Where he encountered Belinda
And they had a day out at the zoo.

They went to the monkey house first

They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his thirst

They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his thirst
They first had a beer

They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his thirst
They first had a beer
Which was too dear

They went to the monkey house first
Then to the cafe to quench his first
They first had a beer
Which was too dear
The poor fella felt he was cursed.

He paid the huge bill and they left

He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft

He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft

He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
His credit card had been cloned

He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
His credit card had been cloned
Though he sure wasn’t stoned

He paid the huge bill and they left
But then they discovered a theft
His credit card had been cloned
Though he sure wasn’t stoned
Once again poor Sid was bereft

When will my luck change, he did wonder

When will my luck change, he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under

When will my luck change, he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
Then a ray of hope did appear

When will my luck change, he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
Then a ray of hope did appear
And he let out a cheer

When will my luck change he did wonder
If life goes on like this i’ll go under
Then a ray of hope did appear
And he let out a cheer
But then came the next bloomin’ blunder.

He forgot his new Email address