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The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bell…twice
In an attempt to entice
But she said “No chance, get bent!”

So he dumped her off at her stop

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So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop

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So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
Driving all the wrong route

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So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
Driving all the wrong route
Other drivers went toot toot.

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So he dumped her off at her stop
And took himself off in a strop
Driving all the wrong route
Other drivers went toot toot
And his job was sure for the chop.

A taxi driver from Looe

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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue

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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
On honeymoon they went

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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
On honeymoon they went
Where Sue met this Gent

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A taxi driver from Looe
Married a lady called Sue
On honeymoon they went
Where Sue met this Gent
So handsome, and called himself Hugh.

At sunset they stood on the beach

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At sunset they stood on the beach
When suddenly they heard a loud screech

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At sunset they stood on the beach
When suddenly they heard a loud screech
A Ferrari sped by

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At sunset they stood on the beach
When suddenly they heard a loud screech
A Ferrari sped by
Throwing sand in Hugh’s eye

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At sunset they stood on the beach
When suddenly they heard a loud screech
A Ferrari sped by
In the wink of an eye!

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At sunset they stood on the beach
When suddenly they heard a loud screech
A Ferrari sped by
In the wink of an eye
And the driver chucked them a peach!

One pleasant warm evening in May

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One pleasant warm evening in May
I can’t quite remember which day

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One pleasant warm evening in May
I can’t quite remember which day
I was strolling along

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One pleasant warm evening in May
I can’t quite remember which day
I was strolling along
Humming a song

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One pleasant warm evening in May
I can’t quite remember which day
I was strolling along
Humming a song
And my wife said “Are you sure you’re ok?”

As quick as a wink I replied

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As quick as a wink I replied
“Yes, I’m fine but I just can’t decide”

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As quick as a wink I replied
“Yes, I’m fine but I just can’t decide”
A typical bloke said she