Limericks. (New)

There was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover

The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day

The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
When his wife strolled that way

The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
When his wife strolled that way
As he sat on a cliff - he fell over.

There once was a salesman from Stoke

There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke

There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped

There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
And his wife had him dumped

There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
And his wife had him dumped
He was really depressed, poor bloke.

An old man who lived on the moor

Deleted too slow on the uptake today !

An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour

An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
Till he went for a Oui

An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
Till he went for a Oui
But didn’t have 20p

An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
Till he went for a Oui
But didn’t have 20p
Therefore couldn’t open the door.

The old guy in sheer desperation

The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station

The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
But the cops were all out

The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
But the cops were all out
Someone said “On a shout”

The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
But the cops were all out
Someone said “On a shout”
You’re gonna be here for the duration.

The driver of a bus in Kent

The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent

The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bell
twice

The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bell
twice
In an attempt to entice