There was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
When his wife strolled that way
The was an old chap from Dover
Who enjoyed a good roll in the clover
Till that one fateful day
When his wife strolled that way
As he sat on a cliff - he fell over.
There once was a salesman from Stoke
There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
And his wife had him dumped
There once was a salesman from Stoke
Who spent most of his days stoney broke
His sales figures had slumped
And his wife had him dumped
He was really depressed, poor bloke.
An old man who lived on the moor
Deleted too slow on the uptake today !
An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
Till he went for a Oui
An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
Till he went for a Oui
But didnât have 20p
An old man who lived on the moor
Decided to learn French - bonjour
Till he went for a Oui
But didnât have 20p
Therefore couldnât open the door.
The old guy in sheer desperation
The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
But the cops were all out
The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
But the cops were all out
Someone said âOn a shoutâ
The old guy in sheer desperation
Called at the local police station
But the cops were all out
Someone said âOn a shoutâ
Youâre gonna be here for the duration.
The driver of a bus in Kent
The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bellâŠtwice
The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bellâŠtwice
In an attempt to entice