There was also a strange man from Devon
Who went to meet André Previn
He was sat on his stool
There was also a strange man from Devon
Who went to meet Andre Previn
He was sat on his stool
Acting the fool
There was also a strange man from Devon
Who went to meet Andre Previn
He was sat on his stool
Acting the fool
And looking like a prize lemon
A woman who hales from Northants
A woman who hales from Northants
Is gorgeous, and wears sexy pants 
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A woman who hales from Northants
Is gorgeous, and wears sexy pants
A woman who hales from Northants
Is gorgeous, and wears sexy pants
But she suffers delusions
A woman who hales from Northants
Is gorgeous, and wears sexy pants
But she suffers delusions
And arrives at conclusions
A woman who hales from Northants
Is gorgeous, and wears sexy pants
But she suffers delusions
And arrives at conclusions
Especially when having one of her rants
A handsome young stud from the Pennines
A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
Cos he fell off his bike
A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
Cos he fell off his bike
Ended up in a dike [note the spelling] 
A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
Cos he fell off his bike
Ended up in a dike
After landing on Hedgehog spines.
He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
I’ve a spike in me bum
He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
I’ve a spike in me bum
And a pain in me tum
He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
I’ve a spike in me bum
And a pain in me tum
And I feel I’ve been hit with a brick.
There was an old chap from Dover