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Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it’s on the BBC
Their boss needs a kick
And a clout with a big stick
And left tied up to a tree. :slight_smile:

“Why does Fred snore” Flo said

1002

Is there an end to crap on TV?
Not if it’s on the BBC
Their boss needs a kick
And a clout with a big stick
And left tied up to a tree. :slight_smile:

Fred went to his doctor one day

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Sorry, posted too late.

1004

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray

1005

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray
Put a peg on your nose said the Doc

1006

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray
Put a peg on your nose said the Doc
And Flo will no longer need to ‘walk’

1007

Fred went to his doctor one day
His snoring was making Flo stray
Put a peg on your nose said the Doc
And Flo will no longer need to ‘walk’
But she’d had enough anyway.

So Flo packed her backs and went

1008

So Flo packed her backs and went
And hitch hiked to Stoke on Trent

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So Flo packed her bags and went
And hitch hiked to Stoke on Trent
There she’d try the pottery

1010

So Flo packed her bags and went
And hitch-hiked to Stoke-on-Trent
There she’d try the pottery
And get a ticket for the lottery

1011

So Flo packed her bags and went
And hitch-hiked to Stoke-on-Trent
There she’d try the pottery
And get a ticket for the lottery
But she didn’t win a cent.

So needing to earn some cash

1012

So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash

1013

So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
But first day on the cart

1014

So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
But first day on the cart
She lost her heart to Bart

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So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
But first day on the cart
She lost her heart to Bart
And they ran away in a flash.

A strange electrician from Crewe

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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn’t know what to do

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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn’t know what to do
When he turned on the power

1018

A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn’t know what to do
When he turned on the power
It blew up his shower

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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn’t know what to do
When he turned on the power
It blew up his shower
And threw him clean off the loo. :lol:

There was also a strange man from Devon

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There was also a strange man from Devon
Who went to meet André Previn