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961

He didn’t like being on the game
He liked ladies, and this wasn’t the same
So off to the job centre he went

962

He didn’t like being on the game
He liked ladies, and this wasn’t the same
So off to the job centre he went
And there did lament

963

He didn’t like being on the game
He liked ladies, and this wasn’t the same
So off to the job centre he went
And there did lament
But his CV was a bit lame.

A hedgehog was munching a slug

964

A hedgehog was munching a slug
And was starting to look rather smug

965

A hedgehog was munching a slug
And was starting to look rather smug
Till along came a Rat

966

A hedgehog was munching a slug
And was starting to look rather smug
Till along came a Rat
In a Mexican hat

967

A hedgehog was munching a slug
And was starting to look rather smug
Till along came a Rat
In a Mexican hat
And grabbed him by the lug.

“What are you eating my friend?”

968

“What are you eating my friend?”
It’s a bit of lamb scrag end

969

“What are you eating my friend?”
It’s a bit of lamb scrag end
‘Can I have some too?’

970

“What are you eating my friend?”
It’s a bit of lamb scrag end
‘Can I have some too?’
Be prepared to chew

971

“What are you eating my friend?”
It’s a bit of lamb scrag end
‘Can I have some too?’
Be prepared to chew
And they munched away all weekend.

While sat in his chair watching telly

972

Will go with L T’s :slight_smile:

973

Oops. posted too late

974

While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly

(Are we alright again now?) :slight_smile:

975

While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly
Bert ‘let one go’

976

While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly
Bert ‘let one go’
And nearly gassed Flo

977

While sat in his chair watching telly
And a packet of crisps on his belly
Bert ‘let one go’
And nearly gassed Flo
She had never smelt anything soooooo smelly

'Book ‘im Danno’ said Kojak

978

'Book ‘im Danno’ said Kojak
Can’t I just give 'im a smack?

979

Book ‘im Danno’ said Kojak
Can’t I just give 'im a smack?
As Theo sucked on his lolly

980

Book ‘im Danno’ said Kojak
Can’t I just give 'im a smack?
As Theo sucked on his lolly
He looked a bit of a wally