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As she floated downstream
She had a really strange dream
But then she heard a shout
And some hunk pulled her out

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As she floated downstream
She had a really strange dream
But then she heard a shout
And some hunk pulled her out
And stuck in her drawers was a Bream

They cooked the bream on the barbie

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They cooked the bream on the barbie
And ate it with a bhaji

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They cooked the bream on the barbie
Along with some onion bhaji

Hah. Great minds Judsy.
(Well mine is anyway) :lol:

We’d best go with yours though. :wink:

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They cooked the bream on the barbie
And ate it with a bhaji
After a glass of white wine

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They cooked the bream on the barbie
And ate it with a bhaji
After a glass of white wine
She felt just fine

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They cooked the bream on the barbie
And ate it with a bhaji
After a glass of white wine
She felt just fine
Till he started some argy-bargy.

He wanted a kiss, she said No

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He wanted a kiss, she said No
In that case you’d best go

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He wanted a kiss, she said No
In that case you’d best go
So up she got

950

He wanted a kiss, she said No
In that case you’d best go
So up she got
And away did trot

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He wanted a kiss, she said No
In that case you’d best go
So up she got
And away did trot
To find herself a much better beau.

A young man flew in from Peru

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A young man flew in from Peru
Looking for something to do

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A young man flew in from Peru
Looking for something to do
A good looking young man

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A young man flew in from Peru
Looking for something to do
A good looking young man
With a nice sun tan

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A young man flew in from Peru
Looking for something to do
A good looking young man
With a nice sun tan
Who hoped to find love good and true.

But one night to the Casino he went

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But one night to the Casino he went
And all of his savings he spent

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But one night to the Casino he went
And all of his savings he spent
So he ended up on the street

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But one night to the Casino he went
And all of his savings he spent
So he ended up on the street
Where a bloke called Pete

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But one night to the Casino he went
And all of his savings he spent
So he ended up on the street
Where a bloke called Pete
Set him up as a boy to rent

He didn’t like being on the game

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He didn’t like being on the game
He liked ladies, and this wasn’t the same