You need to stop eating the pies, said the doc
Which gave her a bit of a shock
She had tons in the freezer
More than enough to please her
But just couldn’t squeeze in her frock
So the pies were thrown into the bin
So the pies were thrown into the bin
Even though she thought that a sin
So the pies were thrown into the bin
Even though she thought that a sin
Healthy eating is the way
So the pies were thrown into the bin
Even though she thought that a sin
Healthy eating is the way
And making sure you don’t stray
So the pies were thrown into the bin
Even though she thought that a sin
Healthy eating is the way
And making sure you don’t stray
It’s the only way you’ll get thin.
A lass was laid down in the valley
A lass was laid down in the valley
Just at the start of the alley
A lass was laid down in the valley
Just at the start of the alley
By a rippling stream
A lass was laid down in the valley
Just at the start of the alley
By a rippling stream
When she started to dream
A lass was laid down in the valley
Just at the start of the alley
By a rippling stream
When she started to dream
About Sam, and them getting all pally.
With the sun all warm on her face
With the sun all warm on her face
She imagined young Sammy’s embrace
With the sun all warm on her face
She imagined young Sammy’s embrace
She pursed her lips
With the sun all warm on her face
She imagined young Sammy’s embrace
She pursed her lips
And gyrated her hips
With the sun all warm on her face
She imagined young Sammy’s embrace
She pursed her lips
And gyrated her hips
And experienced virtual third base.
With her legs feeling all of a quiver.
With her legs feeling all of a quiver
She suddenly felt a cold shiver
With her legs feeling all of a quiver
She suddenly felt a cold shiver
She jumped up to her feet
With her legs feeling all of a quiver
She suddenly felt a cold shiver
She jumped up to her feet
Was white as a sheet
And fell straight into the river
As she floated downstream
[I]And fell straight into the river
As she floated downstream[/I]
Patience please, Judd.
As she floated downstream
She had a really strange dream
As she floated downstream
She had a really strange dream
But then she heard a shout