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881

One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn’t quite right
So I checked my front door
And right there on the floor

(Ditto re the drama, Mups, but will tune in next week)

882

One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn’t quite right
So I checked my front door
And right there on the floor
Was an odd looking little green Sprite!

He pressed his nose, and turned red

883

He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled

884

He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased

885

He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
As I sped off in haste

886

Oops! Too late EZ.

887

whoops :slight_smile:

888

Too many Jim Beam today Mups. :wink:

889

He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
As I sped off in haste
And locked myself in the shed.

890

He pressed his nose, and turned red
At which point I turned and fled
But after me he chased
As I sped off in haste
And locked myself in the shed.

I heard him rattle the door

891

I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor

892

I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor
As I reached for my rake

893

I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor
As I reached for my rake
I yelled " For Pete’s sake"!

894

I heard him rattle the door
As I cowered right there on the floor
As I reached for my rake
I yelled " For Pete’s sake"!
And then I’m afraid I swore.

One night as I sat watching telly

895

One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie

896

One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
So I woke up the cat

897

One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
So I woke up the cat
And said “Look at that!”

898

One night as I sat watching telly
I noticed a mouse coming out of my wellie
So I woke up the cat
And said “Look at that!”
But it ran off over my belly. :slight_smile:

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899

I bought a new map book today
Not before time I say

900

I bought a new map book today
Not before time I say
It’s extra large scale