But as I went to walk by
What do you think I did spy?
Big Bertha from the next street
With the huge smelly feet
Was giving his pasty the eye
“Is your pasty vegan?” she enquired
…
“Is your pasty vegan?” she enquired
As meatless is to how she aspired
Is your pasty vegan?" she enquired
As meatless is to how she aspired
Alas “no” was the reply
Is your pasty vegan?" she enquired
As meatless is to how she aspired
Alas “no” was the reply
I just swallowed a dead fly
Is your pasty vegan?" she enquired
As meatless is to how she aspired
Alas “no” was the reply
I just swallowed a dead fly
And that was how she got fired.
As she was looking for a new job
As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
Limerick!
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Ciderman, I’m not sure that you realised we are supposed to add just one line to the limerick the previous poster started? 
Never mind, here it is again if you fancy having a go . .
As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
Into the Job Centre she went
As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
Into the Job Centre she went
A career her intent
Oops! Sorry about that! 
No worries.
As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
Into the Job Centre she went
A career her intent
But the bloke in there was a Knob. 
Bertha thought ‘what a miserable git’
Bertha thought ‘what a miserable git’
If he doesn’t like his job he should quit
Bertha thought ‘what a miserable git’
If he doesn’t like his job he should quit
I could then nick his job
Bertha thought ’ what a miserable git’
If he doesn’t like his job he should quit
I could then nick his job
And maybe earn a few bob
Bertha thought ’ what a miserable git’
If he doesn’t like his job he should quit
I could then nick his job
And maybe earn a few bob
I can walk there and help me keep fit.
One beautiful moonlit night
One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn’t quite right
(Evening, Mups - been watching the new David Tennant drama on Ch 4)
One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn’t quite right
So I checked my front door
(Hi Tango, I was watching it too.
Not sure if I like it or not yet?)