Just then John’s wife came out
And gave me a real clout
Just then John’s wife came out
And gave me a real clout
'Leave my John alone!"
Just then John’s wife came out
And gave me a real clout
'Leave my John alone!"
And she threw a big stone
Just then John’s wife came out
And gave me a real clout
“Leave my John alone!”
And she threw a big stone
Which hit the poor bloke on the snout.
With blood running all down his face
With blood running all down his face
He set off at quite a pace
With blood running all down his face
He set off at quite a pace
At A&E he checked in
With blood running all down his face
He set off at quite a pace
At A&E he checked in
His head in a spin
With blood running all down his face
He set off at quite a pace
At A&E he checked in
His head in a spin
And that was the end of the case.
On a dark and windy night
On a dark and windy night
It was a night just like tonight
On a dark and windy night
It was a night just like tonight
With the rain beating down
(Hi EZ 
)
On a dark and windy night
It was a night just like tonight
With the rain beating down
One could almost drown
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Good morning, all!
On a dark and windy night
It was a night just like tonight
With the rain beating down
One could almost drown
When I had a bit of a fright.
I saw a big Goblin ahead
(Morning Tango).
I saw a big Goblin ahead
With piercing eyes of bloodred
I saw a big Goblin ahead
With piercing eyes of blood red
And tiny thin legs
I saw a big Goblin ahead
With piercing eyes of blood red
And tiny thin legs
Eating a pasty from Gregg’s
I saw a big Goblin ahead
With piercing eyes of blood red
And tiny thin legs
Eating a pasty from Gregg’s
He said that his name was Ted.
But as I went to walk by
But as I went to walk by
What do you think I did spy?
But as I went to walk by
What do you think I did spy?
Big Bertha from the next street
But as I went to walk by
What do you think I did spy?
Big Bertha from the next street
With the huge smelly feet