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Eagerly Fred logged on
But he couldn’t be on for long

822

Eagerly Fred logged on
But he couldn’t be on for long
His phone battery was flat

823

Eagerly Fred logged on
But he couldn’t be on for long
His phone battery was flat
Then he tripped over the cat

824

Eagerly Fred logged on
But he couldn’t be on for long
His phone battery was flat
Then he tripped over the cat
And just like that, his phone was gone

The phone flew into the air

825

The phone flew into the air
If it broke, he’d be in despair

826

The phone flew into the air
If it broke, he’d be in despair
Thankfully he caught it in time

827

The phone flew into the air
If it broke, he’d be in despair
Thankfully he caught it in time
In his glass of red wine

828

The phone flew into the air
If it broke, he’d be in despair
Thankfully he caught it in time
In his glass of red wine
And boy - did that make him swear!

While gazing out the window one day

829

While gazing out the window one day
I had a feeling of utter dismay

830

While gazing out the window one day
I had a feeling of utter dismay
My greenhouse had gone

831

While gazing out the window one day
I had a feeling of utter dismay
My greenhouse had gone
To my neighbour’s garden - John

832

While gazing out the window one day
I had a feeling of utter dismay
My greenhouse had gone
To my neighbour’s garden - John
And the contents strewn over his driveway

Now John didn’t take this too well

833

Now John didn’t take this too well
He ran outside, tripped and fell

834

Now John didn’t take this too well
He ran outside, tripped and fell
As I helped him get up

835

Now John didn’t take this too well
He ran outside, tripped and fell
As I helped him get up
I tripped over his pup

Hi Tango :039:

836

Now John didn’t take this too well
He ran outside, tripped and fell
As I helped him get up
I tripped over his pup
And John played merry Hell

He’d grazed his knees bad

837

He’d grazed his knees pretty bad
He swore, and called me a cad

838

He’d grazed his knees pretty bad
He swore, and called me a cad
Punched me on the nose

839

He’d grazed his knees pretty bad
He swore, and called me a cad
Punched me on the nose
And stamped on my toes

840

He’d grazed his knees pretty bad
He swore, and called me a cad
Punched me on the nose
And stamped on my toes
I should have fought back - but I froze.

Just then John’s wife came out