Your place or mine our hero said
Though he wasn’t prepared to get wed
Your place or mine our hero said
Though he wasn’t prepared to get wed
But she turned him down flat
Your place or mine our hero said
Though he wasn’t prepared to get wed
But she turned him down flat
“And that,” said she,“is that!”
Your place or mine our hero said
Though he wasn’t prepared to get wed
But she turned him down flat
“And that,” said she,“is that!”
“Why don’t you go and drop dead!”
So poor unloved Fred slunk away 
So poor unloved Fred slunk away
Hoping to score the next day
So poor unloved Fred slunk away
Hoping to score the next day
But then fate reared it’s head
So poor unloved Fred slunk away
Hoping to score the next day
But then fate reared it’s head
As he was slicing some bread :shock:
So poor unloved Fred slunk away
Hoping to score the next day
But then fate reared it’s head
As he was slicing some bread
A buxom blonde came his way
The blonde gave her name as Mable
The blonde gave her name as Mabel
She rested her boobs on the table
The blonde gave her name as Mabel
She rested her boobs on the table
“Would you like a sarnie?”, asked Fred
The blonde gave her name as Mabel
She rested her boobs on the table
“Would you like a sarnie?”, asked Fred
" Or a pizza instead?"
The blonde gave her name as Mabel
She rested her boobs on the table
“Would you like a sarnie?”, asked Fred
" Or a pizza instead?"
“Or perhaps fun and games, if you’re able?”
Alas, Mabel didn’t fancy hanky panky
Alas, Mabel didn’t fancy hanky panky
And she mopped his brown with her hanky
Alas, Mabel didn’t fancy hanky panky
And she mopped his brown with her hanky
“You’re just not my type”
Alas, Mabel didn’t fancy hanky panky
And she mopped his brown with her hanky
“You’re just not my type”
As she continued to wipe
Alas, Mabel didn’t fancy hanky panky
And she mopped his brown with her hanky
“You’re just not my type”
As she continued to wipe
“I much prefer men who are lanky”.
Fred sighed and felt quite downbeat
Fred sighed and felt quite downbeat
Because he really thought she was sweet
Fred sighed and felt quite downbeat
Because he really thought she was sweet
But then he had an idea
Fred sighed and felt quite downbeat
Because he really thought she was sweet
But then he had an idea
As he sat lonely on the pier
Fred sighed and felt quite downbeat
Because he really thought she was sweet
But then he had an idea
As he sat lonely on the pier
He’d join Twitter and start to tweet
Eagerly Fred logged on