Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
with half a potato and a pea
With a nice glass of red
And a big chunk of bread
Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
with half a potato and a pea
With a nice glass of red
And a big chunk of bread
Sounds like a good plan to me
One night I decided to go
One night I decided to go
For a naked walk in the snow
One night I decided to go
For a naked walk in the snow
I slipped on some ice
One night I decided to go
For a naked walk in the snow
I slipped on some ice
And me bum I did slice
One night I decided to go
For a naked walk in the snow
I slipped on some ice
And me bum I did slice
And in the dark it really did glow
An ugly old woman called Janet
An ugly old woman called Janet
Arrived from another planet
An ugly old woman called Janet
Arrived from another planet
Take me to your leader said she
An ugly old woman called Janet
Arrived from another planet
Take me to your leader said she
And I’d also like a cup of your tea
Then she sat and ate like a gannet.
'Twas a dark and chilly night
Twas a dark and chilly night
When a witch hoved into sight
Twas a dark and chilly night
When a witch hoved into sight
She cackled with glee
Twas a dark and chilly night
When a witch hoved into sight
She cackled with glee
Then made me some tea
Twas a dark and chilly night
When a witch hoved into sight
She cackled with glee
Then made me some tea
Then flashed and sure gave me a fright
They say a new broom will sweep clean
They say a new broom will sweep clean
But do you really know what they mean
They say a new broom will sweep clean
But do you really know what they mean
Someone takes a fresh look
They say a new broom will sweep clean
But do you really know what they mean
Someone takes a fresh look
And a brand new handbook
They say a new broom will sweep clean
But do you really know what they mean
Someone takes a fresh look
And a brand new handbook
At least you will see where you’ve been
The judge said now look here young man
The judge said now look here young man
You were ordered to stop but you ran
The judge said now look here young man
You were ordered to stop but you ran
It’s locked up for you
The judge said now look here young man
You were ordered to stop but you ran
It’s locked up for you
And your mate, too