While having a Pizza one day
My face suddenly turned grey
I was allergic to cheese
While having a Pizza one day
My face suddenly turned grey
I was allergic to cheese
Makes me cough and wheeze
While having a Pizza one day
My face suddenly turned grey
I was allergic to cheese
Makes me cough and wheeze
So was off to my bed for a lay
A one eyed old sea dog once said
A one eyed old sea dog once said
He was on a ship that sank in the Med
A one eyed old sea dog once said
He was on a ship that sank in the Med
It was during the war
A one eyed old sea dog once said
He was on a ship that sank in the Med
It was during the war
God! What a bore
A one eyed old sea dog once said
He was on a ship that sank in the Med
It was during the war
God! What a bore
So I went off home to me bed.
Halloween will soon be here
Halloween will soon be here
Us oldies will be living in fear
Halloween will soon be here
Us oldies will be living in fear
Donāt answer the door
Halloween will soon be here
Us oldies will be living in fear
Donāt answer the door
Hide on the floor
Halloween will soon be here
Us oldies will be living in fear
Donāt answer the door
Hide on the floor
Then do it again come next year
There was a young lady called mia
There was a young lady called mia
Who went on a diet once a year
Ay? We already did that this one back on post 31. 
Note to self 
must scroll back more often
Start again.
A cruise liner captain once said
A cruise liner captain once said
āDonāt mention Mia, sheās deadā
A cruise liner captain once said
āDonāt mention Mia, sheās deadā
But one night at dinner
A cruise liner captain once said
āDonāt mention Mia, sheās deadā
But one night at dinner
He saw a dead ringer
A cruise liner captain once said
āDonāt mention Mia, sheās deadā
But one night at dinner
He saw a dead ringer
His hair stood on end, and he fled.
Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
with half a potato and a pea
Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
with half a potato and a pea
With a nice glass of red