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If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
Give her a smile

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If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
Give her a smile
Then run for a mile

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If you ever see Mups after dark
While out with the dogs in the park
Give her a smile
Then run for a mile
Before her dogs start to bark.

I have so much ironing to do

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May had so much ironing to do
And housework and cleaning too
Then a friend called and said

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May had so much ironing to do
And housework and cleaning too
Then a friend called and said
Can you do mine instead

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May had so much ironing to do
And housework and cleaning too
Then a friend called and said
Can you do mine instead
I’ve locked meself in the loo. :slight_smile:

I could do with a handyman here

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I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer

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I could do with a handyman here
My D.I.Y. Skills are rubbish I fear

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Whoops - Judd just beat you Tezza. :slight_smile:

I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down

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I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down
And I’m in my nightgown

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I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down
And I’m in my nightgown
And don’t feel full of good cheer!

There once was a lady called Mia

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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea

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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea
She copped off Kim Jong Un

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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea
She copped off Kim Jong Un
But before the affair had begun

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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea
She copped off Kim Jong Un
But before the affair had begun
She found out he was a raving queer

Mia left her new love

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Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above

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Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above
But help came there none

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Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above
But help came there none
Which wasn’t much fun

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Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above
But help came there none
Which wasn’t much fun
So she never found her true love.

While having a Pizza one day

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While having a Pizza one day
My face suddenly turned grey