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Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer
Then another roast dinner
Sounds like a winner

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Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer
Then another roast dinner
Sounds like a winner
Tis a season of very good cheer.

If everyone was happy all year

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If everyone was happy all year
They wouldn’t have to come in here

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Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer
Then another roast dinner
With Yorkshires, always a winner

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Ey? We’d already finished that one, Tango. :slight_smile:

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If everyone was happy all year
They wouldn’t have to come in here
I don’t agree with that
They’d still like to chat

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If everyone was happy all year
They wouldn’t have to come in here
I don’t agree with that
They’d still like to chat
And help create a pleasant atmosphere

For my resolution next year I will

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For my resolution next year I will
Endeavour to learn a new skill

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For my resolution next year I will
Endeavour to learn a new skill
Like boiling an egg

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For my resolution next year I will
Endeavour to learn a new skill
Like boiling an egg
Or brewing beer in a keg

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For my resolution next year I will
Endeavour to learn a new skill
Like boiling an egg
Or brewing beer in a keg
Or singing in a delightful trill. :slight_smile:

When Harold enrolled in a class

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When Harold enrolled in a class
He hoped to produce some stained glass

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When Harold enrolled in a class
He hoped to produce some stained glass
But he tripped up the rug

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When Harold enrolled in a class
He hoped to produce some stained glass
But he tripped up the rug
Then slid on a slug

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When Harold enrolled in a class
He hoped to produce some stained glass
But he tripped up the rug
Then slid on a slug
And landed flat on his a*se.

Undeterred, he picked himself up

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Undeterred, he picked himself up
Then sat down with his tea cup

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Undeterred, he picked himself up
Then sat down with his tea cup
Dipped in his biscuit

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Undeterred, he picked himself up
Then sat down with his tea cup
Dipped in his biscuit
And a big lump of brisket

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Undeterred, he picked himself up
Then sat down with his tea cup
Dipped in his biscuit
And a big lump of brisket
And then shared it with his pup.

When Mabel got asked out to dine

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When Mabel got asked out to dine
She felt she was on cloud nine