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As Santa was loading his sleigh
Rudolph was heard to say
I’m getting too old
And the weather’s too cold

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As Santa was loading his sleigh
Rudolph was heard to say
I’m getting too old
And the weather’s too cold
And he always loses the way!

Monday again in the morn

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Monday again in the morn
And soon Xmas will be gorn

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Monday again in the morn
And soon Xmas will be gorn
Will you be glad?

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Monday again in the morn
And soon Xmas will be gorn
Will you be glad?
Well I won’t be sad

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Monday again in the morn
And soon Xmas will be gorn
Will you be glad?
Well I won’t be sad
Nor will I mope and mourn.

The shops are heaving with folk

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The shops are heaving with folk
Christmas shopping’s a joke

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The shops are heaving with folk
Christmas shopping’s a joke
But it’s all done now

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The shops are heaving with folk
Christmas shopping’s a joke
But it’s all done now
To that I can avow

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The shops are heaving with folk
Christmas shopping’s a joke
But it’s all done now
To that I can avow
So it’s in the bath for a soak.

Now Santa is on his way

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Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day

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Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day
And then he only empties his sack

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Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day
And then he only empties his sack
And lets Rudolph’s reins go slack

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Now Santa is on his way
The lucky sod only works for one day
And then he only empties his sack
And lets Rudolph’s reins go slack
Then it’s back home on his sleigh

Naughty kids’ stockings were filled with coal

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Naughty kids’ stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole

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Naughty kids’ stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole
Then the early next morn

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Naughty kids’ stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole
Then the early next morn
With his Santa suit torn

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Naughty kids’ stockings were filled with coal
Then Santa headed straight home to the Pole
Then early next morn
With his Santa suit torn
For this year, he’d finished his role.

Boxing Day will shortly be here

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Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer

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Boxing Day will shortly be here
Down to the shops for more beer
Then another roast dinner