A man with a drip on his nose
Went out in the snow and it froze
So with the help of a candle
He managed it to manhandle
A man with a drip on his nose
Went out in the snow and it froze
So with the help of a candle
He managed it to manhandle
Till it broke off and dropped on his toes. 
A snowman appeared at my door
A snowman appeared at my door
And asked if he could borrow a saw
A snowman appeared at my door
And asked if he could borrow a saw
So I went to my shed
A snowman appeared at my door
And asked if he could borrow a saw
So I went to my shed
And found the aforesaid
A snowman appeared at my door
And asked if he could borrow a saw
So I went to my shed
And found the aforesaid
But by then, he’d started to thaw!
Soon he was a pool on the floor
Soon he was a pool on the floor
So I pinched the scarf that he wore
Soon he was a pool on the floor
So I pinched the scarf that he wore
With it wound round my neck
Soon he was a pool on the floor
So I pinched the scarf that he wore
With it wound round my neck
I admired the red check
Soon he was a pool on the floor
So I pinched the scarf that he wore
With it wound round my neck
I admired the red check
And determined to wear it some more
Next day, with it on, I stepped out
Next day, with it on, I stepped out
My mate said,“What’s this all about?”
Next day, with it on, I stepped out
My mate said,“What’s this all about?”
I said “Do you like it - it’s new”
Next day, with it on, I stepped out
My mate said,“What’s this all about?”
I said “Do you like it - it’s new”
He said, “No, that’s not true”
Next day, with it on, I stepped out
My mate said,“What’s this all about?”
I said “Do you like it - it’s new”
He said, “No, that’s not true”
And promptly gave me a clout!
Two days before Christmas Eve
Two days before Christmas Eve
And no snow that I can perceive
Two days before Christmas Eve
And no snow that I can perceive
All presents are bought
Two days before Christmas Eve
And no snow that I can perceive
All presents are bought
However, as an afterthought
Two days before Christmas Eve
And no snow that I can perceive
All presents are bought
However, as an afterthought
I think I might get one for Steve.
As Santa was loading his sleigh
As Santa was loading his sleigh
Rudolph was heard to say
As Santa was loading his sleigh
Rudolph was heard to say
I’m getting too old