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Did Fred always want it to end?

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Did Fred always want it to end?
But he only ever wanted a friend
So he blew a kiss Bye Bye

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Did Fred always want it to end?
But he only ever wanted a friend
So he blew a kiss Bye Bye
With a grin and a wink of his eye :eye:

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Did Fred always want it to end?
But he only ever wanted a friend
So he blew a kiss Bye Bye
With a grin and a wink of his eye,
To the lady next door to befriend.

Itā€™ll soon be the longest day!

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Itā€™ll soon be the longest day!
And winter will be on the way

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Itā€™ll soon be the longest day!
And winter will be on the way
I canā€™t believe how time flies

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Itā€™ll soon be the longest day!
And winter will be on the way
I canā€™t believe how time flies
Soon be time for hot pies

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Itā€™ll soon be the longest day!
And winter will be on the way
I canā€™t believe how time flies
Soon be time for hot pies
And plenty of mash I would say

Roast beef and Yorkshire pud

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Roast beef and Yorkshire pud
Is supberb cooked as it should

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Roast beef and Yorkshire pud
Is supberb cooked as it should
Not forgetting, of course, the rich gravy

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Roast beef and Yorkshire pud
Is supberb cooked as it should
Not forgetting, of course, the rich gravy
Thick enough to be wavy

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Roast beef and Yorkshire pud
Is supberb cooked as it should
Not forgetting, of course, the rich gravy
Thick enough to be wavy
By gum, that certainly sounds good.

Maud decided to wash her hair

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Maud decided to wash her hair
It used to be mousy but now itā€™s quite fair

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Maud decided to wash her hair
It used to be mousy but now itā€™s quite fair
So with her jug and a bowl

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Maud decided to wash her hair
It used to be mousy but now itā€™s quite fair
So with her jug and a bowl
She chucked in some kohl

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Maud decided to wash her hair
It used to be mousy but now itā€™s quite fair
So with her jug and a bowl
She chucked in some kohl
But nobody seemed to care.

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A cat and a mouse had a race

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A cat and a mouse had a race
They went at a helluva pace

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A cat and a mouse had a race
They went at a helluva pace
They were having such fun

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A cat and a mouse had a race
They went at a helluva pace
They were having such fun
But it was hot in the sun