Limericks. (New)

Mups · 4 June 2022 22:04

The wind was getting up out there
Nearly blew Fred out of his chair
So he went to go in
To his dear wife Lynn

carol · 4 June 2022 22:56

The wind was getting up out there
Nearly blew Fred out of his chair
So he went to go in
To his dear wife Lynn
To show her he really did care.

Fred had been flirting with Doris

Mups · 5 June 2022 08:01

Fred had been flirting with Doris
Then along came her husband, Horace

Maree · 5 June 2022 08:43

Fred had been flirting with Doris
Then along came her husband, Horace
Who bopped him on the nose

EZ_Rider · 5 June 2022 10:44

Fred had been flirting with Doris
Then along came her husband, Horace
Who bopped him on the nose
And stamped on his toes

Mups · 5 June 2022 10:52

Fred had been flirting with Doris
Then along came her husband, Horace
Who bopped him on the nose
And stamped on his toes
Then had a pint with his mate Boris.

Poor Fred had a big black eye

EZ_Rider · 5 June 2022 10:55

Poor Fred had a big black eye
And other one had a huge stye

carol · 5 June 2022 12:28

Poor Fred had a big black eye
And other one had a huge stye
He looked a right mess

Mups · 5 June 2022 13:13

Poor Fred had a big black eye
And other one had a huge stye
He looked a right mess
And felt under stress

Maree · 5 June 2022 13:41

Poor Fred had a big black eye
And other one had a huge stye
He looked a right mess
And felt under stress
When Doris told him bye bye

Maree · 5 June 2022 13:41

Now Doris is a bit of a tart

EZ_Rider · 5 June 2022 20:43

Now Doris is a bit of a tart
Saying that will break her heart

Mups · 5 June 2022 21:57

Now Doris is a bit of a tart
Saying that will break her heart
But she flirts all the time

carol · 5 June 2022 22:23

Now Doris is a bit of a tart
Saying that will break her heart
But she flirts all the time
Well, it isn’t a crime

EZ_Rider · 6 June 2022 06:53

Now Doris is a bit of a tart
Saying that will break her heart
But she flirts all the time
Well, it isn’t a crime
In fact I do this for a start.

EZ_Rider · 6 June 2022 06:54

Have Doris and Fred had enough?

Mups · 6 June 2022 09:34

Have Doris and Fred had enough?
Yes. Fred’s just had his rerbuff

EZ_Rider · 6 June 2022 10:59

Have Doris and Fred had enough?
Yes. Fred’s just had his rebuff
It’s come to an end

Mups · 7 June 2022 09:21

Have Doris and Fred had enough?
Yes. Fred’s just had his rebuff
It’s come to an end
No matter what they intend

EZ_Rider · 7 June 2022 15:41

Have Doris and Fred had enough?
Yes. Fred’s just had his rebuff
It’s come to an end
No matter what they intend
Their friendship has always been rough.