The Jubilee weekend is here
So we’re all going to drink lots of beer
The Jubilee weekend is here
So we’re all going to drink lots of beer
They’ll be drunk 'fore tonight
The Jubilee weekend is here
So we’re all going to drink lots of beer
They’ll be drunk 'fore tonight
And looking for a fight
The Jubilee weekend is here
So we’re all going to drink lots of beer
They’ll be drunk 'fore tonight
And looking for a fight
Cos they’re full of too much good cheer.
A flirty young man said to me
A flirty young man said me
A drink or two could be the key
A flirty young man said me
A drink or two could be the key
“But I don’t drink,” I said
A flirty young man said to me
A drink or two could be the key
“But I don’t drink,” I said
I refuse to be mis-led
A flirty young man said to me
A drink or two could be the key
“But I don’t drink,” I said
“I refuse to be mis-led”
And I will not sit on your knee!
He laughed and gave me a wink
He laughed and gave me a wink
As he poured me an extra large drink
He laughed and gave me a wink
As he poured me an extra large drink
He was trying his best
To get in me vest 
He laughed and gave me a wink
As he poured me an extra large drink
He was trying his best
To get in me vest
And boy did my face get real pink
Nevertheless I had to give in
Nevertheless I had to give in
And slurped down another large gin
Nevertheless I had to give in
And slurped down another large gin
Then he squeezed my knee
Nevertheless I had to give in
And slurped down another large gin
Then he squeezed my knee
And then said to me
Nevertheless I had to give in
And slurped down another large gin
Then he squeezed my knee
And then said to me
By the way - my name’s Lynn!! 
When Bert went for a curry one night
When Bert went for a curry one night
He’d forgotten that money was tight
When Bert went for a curry one night
He’d forgotten that money was tight
And he’d ordered a feast
When Bert went for a curry one night
He’d forgotten that money was tight
And he’d ordered a feast
Cos he ate like a beast
When Bert went for a curry one night
He’d forgotten that money was tight
And he’d ordered a feast
Cos he ate like a beast
Thern the bill came, and he got a fright.
The wind was getting up out there
Nearly blew Fred out of his chair