The Postman was heading my way
So had to keep my dogs away
He was wearing blue shorts 🏃♂️
The Postman was heading my way
So had to keep my dogs away
He was wearing blue shorts
As if ready for sports
The Postman was heading my way
So had to keep my dogs away
He was wearing blue shorts
As if ready for sports
But those skinny pins just made my day.
I said to him, “You look so smart!”
I said to him, “You look so smart!”
He told me he shops at Wallmart
I said to him, “You look so smart!”
He told me he shops at Wallmart
Then he opened his bag
I said to him, “You look so smart!”
He told me he shops at Walmart
Then he opened his bag
All items still had a tag
I said to him, “You look so smart!”
He told me he shops at Walmart
Then he opened his bag
All items still had a tag
All his nicked stuff was still in his cart
So I called a security guy
So I called a security guy
Who happened to be walking by
So I called a security guy
Who happened to be walking by
He had a quick look
So I called a security guy
Who happened to be walking by
He had a quick look
Out came his black book
So I called a security guy
Who happened to be walking by
He had a quick look
Out came his black book
And he winked as he waved me bye bye.
Once again it’s the end of the week
Once again it’s the end of the week
So I’m giving my garden a tweak
Once again it’s the end of the week
So I’m giving my garden a tweak
Mine’s got bindweed and brambles 
Once again it’s the end of the week
So I’m giving my garden a tweak
Mine’s got bindweed and brambles
And it’s looking a shambles
Once again it’s the end of the week
So I’m giving my garden a tweak
Mine’s got bindweed and brambles
And it’s looking a shambles
Really it’s enough to make me shriek! 
There was a young lady from Australia
Blimey gal, that’s a bugger to rhyme with! 
I’ll give it a bash 
There was a young lady from Australia
Whose husband was a complete fail-ee-ur
There was a young lady from Australia
Whose husband was a complete fail-ee-ur
He just failed to do right