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There was a young lady from Australia
Whose husband was a complete fail-ee-ur
He just failed to do right
Till that one fateful night

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There was a young lady from Australia
Whose husband was a complete fail-ee-ur
He just failed to do right
Till that one fateful night
When he thought she’d turned into a dahlia :joy:

He looked at her again just to check

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He looked at her again just to check
And he thought she looked a real wreck

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He looked at her again just to check
And he thought she looked a real wreck
So he said “Right my flower”

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He looked at her again just to check
And he thought she looked a real wreck
So he said “Right my flower”
“Luckily, it’s within my power”

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He looked at her again just to check
And he thought she looked a real wreck
So he said “Right my flower”
“Luckily, it’s within my power"
“To change things and write a new spec.”

I hear a bird singing in the trees

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I hear a bird singing in the trees
I love them but stop eating my peas

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I hear a bird singing in the trees
I love them but stop eating my peas
The squirrels come too

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I hear a bird singing in the trees
I love them but stop eating my peas
The squirrels come too
In fact quite a few

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I hear a bird singing in the trees
I love them but stop eating my peas
The squirrels come too
In fact quite a few
They nick things with speed and ease.

There were Magpies and Pigeons today
And they chase the little birds away

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There were Magpies and Pigeons today
And they chase the little birds away
A sparrow flew down

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There were Magpies and Pigeons today
And they chased the little birds away
A sparrow flew down
Wearing a frown

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There were Magpies and Pigeons today
And they chased the little birds away
A sparrow flew down
Wearing a frown
Because he was to frightened to stay

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A peculiar woman from Looe

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A peculiar woman from Looe
Came up and said ‘How do you do’

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A peculiar woman from Looe
Came up and said ‘How do you do’
‘Can you lend me some cash?’

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A peculiar woman from Looe
Came up and said ‘How do you do’
‘Can you lend me some cash?’
‘For some cream for my rash’

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A peculiar woman from Looe
Came up and said ‘How do you do’
‘Can you lend me some cash?’
‘For some cream for my rash’
I said ‘Sure, but pay me back or i’ll sue!’

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‘Don’t worry’ she said ‘I’ll just scratch’

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Don’t worry’ she said ‘I’ll just scratch
For now my rash is just a small patch’