Such a beautiful sunset tonight
But my skirt is far too tight
Such a beautiful sunset tonight
But my skirt is far too tight
I undid the zip
Such a beautiful sunset tonight
But my skirt is far too tight
I undid the zip
And got out my whip
Such a beautiful sunset tonight
But my skirt is far too tight
I undid the zip
And got out my whip
And gave my new neighbour a fright.
With one bound he was over the fence
With one bound he was over the fence
From his pockets there fell a few pence
With one bound he was over the fence
From his pockets there fell a few pence
But he tripped over the rake
With one bound he was over the fence
From his pockets there fell a few pence
But he fell over the rake
Fell headfirst in the lake
With one bound he was over the fence
From his pockets there fell a few pence
But he fell over the rake
Fell headfirst in the lake
Now is spoken about in past tense.
My mobile went off in the night
My mobile went off in the night
At 4am that canāt be right
My mobile went off in the night
At 4am that canāt be right
So I sat up in bed
My mobile went off in the night
At 4am that canāt be right
So I sat up in bed
The very picture of dread
My mobile went off in the night
At 4am that canāt be right
So I sat up in bed
The very picture of dread
My neighbour snapped āTurn off your light!ā
The next day I knocked on her door
The next day I knocked on her door
And told her " Youāre an old moaner, for sure"
The next day I knocked on her door
And told her āYouāre an old moaner for sureā
She said āMonaās my name!ā
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The next day I knocked on her door
And told her āYouāre an old moaner for sureā
She said āMonaās my name!ā
And moaningās my game
The next day I knocked on her door
And told her āYouāre an old moaner for sureā
She said āMonaās my name!ā
And moaningās my game -
Now Go, else you will get some more!"
The Postman was heading my way
The Postman was heading my way
So had to keep my dogs away