Limericks. (New)

EZ_Rider · 21 May 2022 06:23

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech
Someone trod on his hoof

Octogen · 21 May 2022 07:38

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech
Someone trod on his hoof
My dog gave a woof

carol · 21 May 2022 08:16

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech
Someone trod on his hoof
My dog gave a woof
And the donkey ran out of reach.

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.

ruthio · 21 May 2022 08:40

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town

Judd · 21 May 2022 11:03

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town
The brolly leaked and in poured the rain

Mups · 21 May 2022 15:55

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town
The brolly leaked and in poured the rain
I’d have stayed at home if I had half a brain

Mups · 21 May 2022 22:09

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town
The brolly leaked and in poured the rain
I’d have stayed at home if I had half a brain
I’m going home, before I drown!

There was an old butchers in York

carol · 21 May 2022 23:18

There was an old butchers in York
A favourite place to get pork.

EZ_Rider · 22 May 2022 06:54

There was an old butchers in York
A favourite place to get pork
Or a kilo of mince

Mups · 22 May 2022 07:20

There was an old Butcher’s in York
A favourite place to get pork
Or a kilo of mince
From the chappie called Vince

carol · 22 May 2022 07:29

There was an old Butcher’s in York
A favourite place to get pork
Or a kilo of mince
From the chappie called Vince
He gives you the meat with a fork

I’m coming to see you right now

Octogen · 22 May 2022 07:37

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve a problem with the old cow

EZ_Rider · 23 May 2022 06:21

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve a problem with the old cow
It’s got a small leak

carol · 23 May 2022 06:55

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve a problem with the old cow
It’s got a small leak
It looks like a freak

EZ_Rider · 23 May 2022 07:03

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve got a problem with the old cow
It’s got a small leak
It looks like a freak
I did it but I don’t know how.

EZ_Rider · 23 May 2022 07:04

While in the woods early today

carol · 23 May 2022 07:08

While in the woods early today
I saw a fox eating it’s prey

EZ_Rider · 23 May 2022 07:11

While in the woods early today
I saw a fox eating it’s prey
An unpleasant sight

Judd · 24 May 2022 20:49

While in the woods early today
I saw a fox eating its prey
An unpleasant sight
Especially at night

Mups · 24 May 2022 21:00

While in the woods early today
I saw a fox eating its prey
An unpleasant sight
Especially at night
'Twas such a sad display.

Such a beautiful sunset tonight