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So I phoned for the blues and twos
Who asked me to give them some clues
They asked “Where’s the victim?”

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So I phoned for the blues and twos
Who asked me to give them some clues
They asked “Where’s the victim?”
“Is it you, or him?”

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So I phoned for the blues and twos
Who asked me to give them some clues
They asked “Where’s the victim?”
“Is it you, or him?”
I said ’ What’s that under your shoes’

The policeman looked at his feet

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The policeman looked at his feet
Said" Wow they look pretty neat"

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The policeman looked at his feet
Said" Wow, they look pretty neat"
“But I wish I’d put some shoes on”

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The policeman looked at his feet
Said “Wow, they look pretty neat”
" But I wish I’d put some shoes on"
" My toenails have all but gone"

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The policeman looked at his feet
Said “Wow, they look pretty neat”
" But I wish I’d put some shoes on"
" My toenails have all but gone"
With that, he went back on his beat

Someone had called nine, nine, nine

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Someone had called nine, nine, nine
Three cops turned up just in time

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Someone had called nine, nine, nine
Three cops turned up just in time
But when they got there

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Someone had called nine, nine, nine
Three cops turned up just in time
But when they got there
They really did care

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Someone had called nine,nine,nine
Three cops turned up just in time
But when they got there
They really did care
Cos someone had slipped in the Tyne

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One cop stripped down to the buff

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One cop stripped down to the buff
His pecs were more than enough

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One cop stripped down to the buff
His pecs were more than enough
He pumped up his arms

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One cop stripped down to the buff
His pecs were more than enough
He pumped up his arms
Then dangled his charms

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One cop stripped down to the buff
His pecs were more than enough
He pumped up his arms
Then dangled his charms
But in truth was a bit of rough

Into the Tyne he went

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Into the Tyne he went
He was an impulsive sort of gent

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Into the Tyne he went
He was an impulsive sort of gent
But where he went wrong

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Into the Tyne he went
He was an impulsive sort of gent
But where he went wrong
The river was long

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Into the Tyne he went
He was an impulsive sort of gent
But where he went wrong
The river was long
He wished he was swimming in Kent

Kent is a very nice county