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At last, she made it home safe
Her bikini was beginning to chafe

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At last, she made it home safe
Her bikini was beginning to chafe
So off it did come

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At last, she made it home safe
Her bikini was beginning to chafe
So off it did come
But she still felt quite glum

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At last, she made it home safe
Her bikini was beginning to chafe
So off it did come
But she still felt quite glum
So she phoned up her friend, Rafe.

Now Rafe was a sensible man

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Now Rafe was a sensible man
He always helps out where he can

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Now Rafe was a sensible man
He always helps out where he can
Except on a Friday…

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Now Rafe was a sensible man
He always helped out where he can
Except on a Friday…
That was pint and a pie day

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Now Rafe was a sensible man
He always helped out where he can
Except on a Friday…
That was pint and a pie day
So there’s always a long delay!

Bert fancied some soup for lunch

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Bert fancied some soup for lunch
Or maybe a sandwich to munch

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Bert fancied some soup for lunch
Or maybe a sandwich to munch
But the cupboards were bare

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Bert fancied some soup for lunch
Or maybe a sandwich to munch
But the cupboards were bare
So no soup to prepare

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Bert fancied some soup for lunch
Or maybe a sandwich to munch
But the cupboards were bare
So no soup to prepare
He felt he needed someone to punch

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Now Bert was normally quite mild

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Now Bert was normally quite mild
But hunger had driven him wild

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Now Bert was normally quite mild
But hunger had driven him wild
How his tummy did rumble

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Now Bert was normally quite mild
But hunger had driven him wild
How his tummy did rumble
At the thought of apple crumble :apple:

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Now Bert was normally quite mild
But hunger had driven him wild
How his tummy did rumble
At the thought of apple crumble :apple:
Like the ones he had as a child

A trip to the chip-shop thought he

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A trip to the chip-shop thought he
Would be spot on for my tea

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A trip to the chip-shop thought he
Would be spot on for my tea
Then he thought What a waste!

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A trip to the chip-shop thought he
Would be spot on for my tea
Then he thought What a waste!
I’ll have some fish paste

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