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You see, you never can tell
If open air sex will end well
It ends well for me
If we climb up a tree

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You see, you never can tell
If open air sex will end well
It ends well for me
If we climb up a tree
But I confess the last time we did it he fell :face_with_hand_over_mouth::exploding_head:

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Did he perchance fall face down?

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Did he perchance fall face down?
Which turned his smile to a frown

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Did he perchance fall face down?
Which turned his smile in a frown
In a flash he was up

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Did he perchance fall face down?
Which turned his smile in a frown
In a flash he was up
And nipped away for a sup :beer:

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Did he perchance fall face down?
Which turned his smile in a frown
In a flash he was up
And nipped away for a sup :beer:
And spent the night out on the town :partying_face:

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He rolled home, early morn

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He rolled home, early morn
With a carrier bag full of porn

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He rolled home, early morn
With a carrier bag full of porn
“See this” Sid said

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He rolled home, early morn
With a carrier bag full of porn
“See this” Sid said
It’s me in bed

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He rolled home, early morn
With a carrier bag full of porn
“See this” Sid said
It’s me in bed
Though I’m looking a bit forlorn.

Mabel fancied a day at the coast

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Mabel fancied a day at the coast
Of her bikini she wanted to boast

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Mabel fancied a day at the coast
Of her bikini she wanted to boast
As she sat on the sand

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Mabel fancied a day at the coast
Of her bikini she wanted to boast
As she sat on the sand
A wandering hand

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Mabel fancied a day at the coast
Of her bikini she wanted to boast
As she sat on the sand
A wandering hand
Brushed past while she was engrossed.

Mabel squealed and put down her drink

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Mabel squealed and put down her drink
She turned to see the stranger giving a wink :wink:

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Mabel squealed and put down her drink
She turned to see the stranger giving a wink
“Your place or mine?” said he

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Mabel squealed and put down her drink
She turned to see the stranger giving a wink
“Your place or mine?” said he
But she snatched up her towel and did flee

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Mabel squealed and put down her drink
She turned to see the stranger giving a wink
“Your place or mine?” said he
But she snatched up her towel and did flee
With a face a pure shade of pink

At last, she made it home safe