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He searched for a rubber boat to come home
Then tried to thumb a lift from a drone
But the drone was too small
And he was too tall
So instead, he set off for Rome

He didn’t get very far

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He didn’t get very far
He had knackered his car

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He didn’t get very far
He had knackered his car
So he sat down to think

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He didn’t get very far
He had knackered his car
So he sat down to think
And took his supplement of zinc

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He didn’t get very far
He had knackered his car
So he sat down to think
And took his supplement of zinc
Then heard someone playing guitar.

Last night whilst reading in bed

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Last night whilst reading in bed
A strange thought came into my head…

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Last night whilst reading in bed
A strange thought came into my head…
If I fall asleep

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Last night whilst reading in bed
A strange thought came into my head…
If I fall asleep
In my room it might creep

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Last night whilst reading in bed
A strange thought came into my head…
If I fall asleep
In my room it might creep -
I’m talking about the lodger, Fred ! :grinning:

He’s a peculiar chap, is Fred

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He’s a peculiar chap, is Fred
He’s so easily misled

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He’s a peculiar chap, is Fred
He’s so easily misled
He’s been married three times!

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He’s a peculiar chap, is Fred
He’s so easily misled
He’s been married three times!
And committed a few crimes

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He’s a peculiar chap is Fred
He’s so easily mislead
He’s been married three times
And committed a few crimes
We just knew he would finish up dead. :weary:

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His funeral was quite an affair

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His funeral was quite an affair
Prince Andrew was there, and the Mayor!

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His funeral was quite an affair
Prince Andrew was there, and the Mayor!
It drew a large crowd

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His funeral was quite an affair
Prince Andrew was there, and the Mayor!
It drew a large crowd
And made his Mum proud

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His funeral was quite an affair
Prince Andrew was there, and the Mayor!
It drew a large crowd
And made his Mum proud
A feeling both exquisite and rare

Now on to a happier note

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Now on to a happier note
I have just won a super big boat

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Now on to a happier note
I have just won a super big boat
With sails and a motor