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Now on to a happier note
I have just won a super big boat
With sails and a motor
A hired crew with a rota

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Now on a happier note
I have just won a super big boat
With sails and a motor
A hired crew with a rota
Are you actually starting to gloat?

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I have a boat with some oars

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I have a boat with some oars
I bought it off my in-laws

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I have a boat with some oars
I bought it off my in-laws
I donā€™t go very fast

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I have a boat with some oars
I bought it off my in-laws
I donā€™t go very fast
Because once in the past

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I have a boat with some oars
I bought it off my in-laws
I donā€™t go very fast
Because once in the past
I went fast and got some huge sores.

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These days I take things a bit EZ

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These days I take things a bit EZ
Else I tend to get a bit wheezy

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Hi Mups

These days I take things a bit EZ
Else I tend to get a bit wheezy
That could be cold air

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These days I take things a bit EZ
Else I tend to get a bit wheezy
That could be cold air
Or running around bare

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These days I take things a bit EZ
Else I tend to get a bit wheezy
That could be cold air
Or running around bare
And it used to be so eazy-peazy.

As the sleet blew across the moors

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As the sleet blew across the moors
I made myself secure

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As the sleet blew across the moors
I made myself secure
With more logs on the fire

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As the sleet blew across the moors
I made myself secure
With more logs on the fire
To ensure I donā€™t expire

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As the sleet blew across the moor
I made myself secure
With more logs on the fire
To ensure I donā€™t expire
I wont be going out to explore.

Thereā€™s a creepy film on tonight

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Thereā€™s a creepy film on tonight
With lots of vampires that bite

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Thereā€™s a creepy film on tonight
With lots of vampires that bite
So me garlic Iā€™ve got

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Thereā€™s a creepy film on tonight
With lots of vampires that bite
So me garlic Iā€™ve got
And a candle in a pot :candle:

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Thereā€™s a creepy film on tonight
With lots of vampires that bite
So me garlic Iā€™ve got
And a candle in a pot
But not a vampire in sight.

As Flo got ready for bed