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7081

Gert sat at the bar on her own
So cold she was chilled to the bone
She ordered a beer

7082

Gert sat at the bar on her own
So cold she was chilled to the bone
She ordered a beer
And adjusted her rear

7083

Gert sat at the bar on her own
So cold she was chilled to the bone
She ordered a beer
And adjusted her rear
Said the barman, that’s lowered the tone.

Those words truly gave Gert the hump

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7084

Those words truly gave Gert the hump
She turned round and gave him a thump

7085

Those words truly gave Gert the hump
She turned round and gave him a thump
Clear off she replied

7086

Those words truly gave Gert the hump
She turned round and gave him a thump
Clear off she replied
As she tanned his hide

7087

Those words truly gave Gert the hump
She turned round and gave him a thump
Clear off she replied
As she tanned his hide
You should have seen the size of his lump.

7088

The barman then called the Police

7089

The barman then called the Police
As she was refusing to keep the peace

7090

The barman then called the Police
As she was refusing to keep the peace
Two young cops turned up

7091

The barman then called the Police
As she was refusing to keep the peace
Two young cops turned up
But they stopped for a sup

7092

The barman then called the Police
As she was refusing to keep the peace
Two young cops turned up
But they stopped for a sup
And finished up having a feast.

7093

While rowing his boat on the Trent

7094

While rowing his boat on the Trent
The rowers oar suddenly bent

7095

While rowing his boat on the Trent
The rower’s oar suddenly bent
He went drifting away

7096

While rowing his boat on the Trent
The rower’s oar suddenly bent
He went drifting away
And floated all day

7097

While rowing his boat on the Trent
The rower’s oar suddenly bent
He went drifting away
And floated all day
And arrived at the Continent

He searched for a rubber boat to come home

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7098

He searched for a rubber boat to come home
Then tried to thumb a lift from a drone

7099

He searched for a rubber boat to come home
Then tried to thumb a lift from a drone
But the drone was too small

7100

He searched for a rubber boat to come home
Then tried to thumb a lift from a drone
But the drone was too small
And he was too tall